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Luke 'FullFlush' Schwartz har i år vundet mere end $1.000.000 på Full Tilts cash borde, hvilket placerer ham i top 15 for året, men han er efterhånden bedst kendt for sin excentriske opførsel både ved og uden for bordene.

Senest har han kunnet skrive sandwichtyv på listen over udskejelser, men i går var han tilbage i sit 'rette' element i chatten på Full Tilt.

En opmærksom læser har sendt os denne chat, hvor Schwartz er i heftig verbal klinch med Jason 'pr1nnyra1d' Rosenkrantz - også kendt som Krantz fra tv-showet '2 Months, $2 Million'.

__FullFlush1__: go buy your ugly &&%%& of a girl some plastic surgery with my 4k and tell her fullflush paid for it
pr1nnyraid: what should i buy w fullflush's money
pr1nnyraid: talk sht to me bro
__FullFlush1__: LOL U SHOUOLD BUTY YOUR UGLY GIRLFRIEDN SOME PLASTIC SURGERY
pr1nnyraid: dont talk abt my girlfriend
pr1nnyraid: you can talk %!!% to me all you want
__FullFlush1__: DO U THINK I GIVE 2 FKS
pr1nnyraid: you are a poor man's excuse for phil hellmuth
pr1nnyraid: and i will ruin you in poker
pr1nnyraid: if you dont shut your fking mouth
__FullFlush1__: YOUR GIRL IS A DIRTY MONEY GRABBING TRAMP
__FullFlush1__: LOOOOL
pr1nnyraid: you have no chance at any celebrity
pr1nnyraid: which is what you want
__FullFlush1__: LOL PLAY OR GO BUY YOUR GIRL SOME PLASTIC SURGERY
pr1nnyraid: you are fat and hideous
pr1nnyraid: and rant about busting durrrr
__FullFlush1__: COS SHE NEEDS IT SHE LOOKS LIEK SUCH A DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pr1nnyraid: when you cant even play me
__FullFlush1__: BUT YOUR GIRL
__FullFlush1__: DONT SIDE FROM THE POINT
pr1nnyraid: who barely grinds anymore
pr1nnyraid: at 200/400
pr1nnyraid: so how are you going to bust a sicko like tom
pr1nnyraid: if you cant even bust me first
__FullFlush1__: THAT YOUR GIRL IS WITH YOUR FOR YOUR DADDYS MONEY YOUR DWON ABOUT 2M LIFETIME ON POKER AND YOUR GRIL IS AN UGLY SLUT
pr1nnyraid: yah i am down tons at poker last year at railheaven
pr1nnyraid: i can still play big
pr1nnyraid: and i made it all from poker
pr1nnyraid: so go cry to someone else
__FullFlush1__: YE DOWN NEARLY 1M THIS YEAR ON FULLTILT WPPWPWPWPWP
pr1nnyraid: bro
pr1nnyraid: i will PLAY YOU
__FullFlush1__: IM NOT CRYING U SHOULD BE YOUR GIRL IS AND UGLY TRAMP
pr1nnyraid: I JUST WANT TO CRUSH YOU
pr1nnyraid: AND FOR EVERYONE TO SEE IT
__FullFlush1__: PLAY THEN UY DUMB DADDYS BOY JEW
__FullFlush1__: LOSE MORE
pr1nnyraid: and if i werent hosting a star wars marathon today
pr1nnyraid: id finish busting you
__FullFlush1__: YOUR LOSING 2MILLION ON POKER LIFETIME
pr1nnyraid: and i will postpone it if you play me big enough
__FullFlush1__: STARS WARS MARATHON
pr1nnyraid: i am waiting at 200/400
__FullFlush1__: YOUR THE BIGGETS GEEK IVE EVER SEEN
pr1nnyraid: YEAH WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST LUKE SKYWALKER
__FullFlush1__: SEROIUSLY HOW MUCH U PAY YOUR UGLY GIRLFRIEDN TO BE WITH U
pr1nnyraid: THATS WHY YOUR MOM NAMED YOU WHAT SHE DID
__FullFlush1__: U DUMB NERD
pr1nnyraid: i will cherish it
pr1nnyraid: i am a crazy motherfker
__FullFlush1__: OK SPEND IT ON GETTIN YOUR GIRL SOME PLASTIC SURGERY FOR HER UGLY FACE
__FullFlush1__: LOL
__FullFlush1__: YOUR A SAD LITTEL DADDYS BOY JEW YOUR NOTHIGN BUT A MUG GEEK YOUR ANYTHIGN BUT CRAZY
pr1nnyraid: my dad works at a gas station
__FullFlush1__: CRAZY FOR HAVING SUCH AN UGLY GIRL MAYBE
__FullFlush1__: WITH ALL THAT JEWISH MONEY U COULD BUY BETTER SURELY
__FullFlush1__: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
__FullFlush1__: YOUR DAD WORKS AT A GAS STATION
__FullFlush1__: WHAT A TRAMPO HE IS 2
__FullFlush1__: YOPUR FAMILIES FULL OF TRAM
pr1nnyraid: come to wsop next summer
pr1nnyraid: i will fight you on tv
__FullFlush1__: IM COMIGN FOR THE 15K WPT
pr1nnyraid: lock it up
__FullFlush1__: OK
__FullFlush1__: FK TV IM GONNA SLAP U UP BEFOR THAT IU SAD LITTLE MIDGET

Om Rosenkrantz og Schwartz ender med et sammenstød i den fysiske verden er dog nok tvivlsomt. Det er i hvert fald ikke første gang briten har inviteret til kajemadder uden der er sket noget.

Artikelfoto: Luke 'FullFlush' Schwartz fanget af Pokernyhedernes fotograf under EPT Grand Final i Monte Carlo tidligere på året.